Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Going Chinese The Indian way

One of my close friends is going to join the most prestigious colleges of Engg in aisa. She is going to Honk Kong. Now China only reminds me of a country as populous as ours...people everywhere.. train me reservation nahi, college me admission nahi.. with the only difference that they have adopted policies to change it .. really strict ones ...
I feel there should be a change in our policies as well... now don't start off with, how India is democratic and we cannot b like them etc.. first listen to my proposal...
we have a system of RTO which provides license to drive, a person without the license cannot drive... as simple as that ... now not everyone can get the license, right? you need to be physically capable, as well as your reflex action time shouldn't exceed safety limits... and as if that is not enough, they even have included a test to judge your traffic rules awareness ...
I can hear you shout "what has driving to do with our countries' population?" .. chill.. am coming to the point ...
I propose a policy whereby a person needs to have a license to become a parent... you just cannot keep producing babies and leave them on traffic signals, you should be eligible to do so and not just capable ..

Imagine the scenario once this policy becomes a law...
Friends chilling out and one of them is into some book.. "whats up dude? what are you mugging?"
"Are...Its been two years since I got married, my parents want a grandchild. who will tell them, how difficult the exams are these days to crack? am still on chapter 5:how will you ensure the child's future. How can they expect me to memories all the best investment plans and even prepare a comparative study?"
"Oh sad!! why don't you just slip a 500 rupee note? I think that will do. That is what I do when caught without licence on the road"
"Are you mad? these vigilance guys are everywhere, its easier to get diving licence than to get parent licence."
"Oh! than all the best. carry on."

And then imagine the scene outside the gynac's office...
The nurse calling out names in sequence, "Mrs. & Mr. Malhotra? show your license. Ok go in. Mrs. & Mr. Agarwal? What is this? only your license Mr. Agarwal? and what about madam's? No No No I cannot allow this. you have three week's time to get the license, or find another gynac"

Things would change drastically, everywhere, everything would simply be better ... Except the fact that the kids would have another chapter in their social studies books
LICENSE TO PARENTHOOD ACT 2012
This act played a very important role in controlling India's population boom, literacy levels, economic growth and per capita income.......

2 comments:

Neha said...

wat i feel sans... dnt knw its good or practical or nt but "parental hood license" would really gv u many new god fathers of corruption,....

vishruti said...

great post and I think once such law is passed and followed strictly whole world will see INDIA in a new light and with newborn respect for our land and forget the world WE will see and actually experience our country in a whole new light....